Oh it had to happen…

First car, 1992 Plymouth Acclaim, got it with about 170K on the odometer… First month it runs away from me into a tree.
Second car, 1995 Dodge Intrepid ES, got it with 50K on the odometer, first month it gets clipped by a landscaping trailer.
Third car, 2001 Dodge Neon ES, got it new, at 1000K on the odometer it takes $3,000 worth of damage from a deer.
Fourth car, 1986 Buick Regal T-Type, first month brakes fail.
Fifth car, 2000 Dodge Intrepid R/T, first month while backing out of a parking spot, both passenger side doors are crushed by a phone pole, $1800.

Now… I was hoping I’d make it a month with the VW…

But no…

Fate conspired…

Defiled my sacred little place on the Earth…

Damned washer nozzle on the rear window clogged. Took 5 minutes to clear the clog and fix it.

Bet ya thought something bad happened, ‘eh?

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