Monthly Archives: September 2005
So I had this real weird dream this morning, had the gray feeling of mid to late October, suburban streets, big houses… Anyhow I left my BMW running in the road for a minute, while the tech guy from Sum … Continue reading
So I’m headed out to Dinner early this evening, when I get to the intersection of Pulaski and Cty 1. The light is green but I see a fire-truck approaching on Cty 1 from the right, so I stop. The … Continue reading
Man, I’ve never seen a better justification to not do drugs than Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy. Holy Crap. I’ve seen Traci Lords films that made more sense. Fuck the book, I’m lucky I made it out with my brain!
Was checking through MySpace and after seeing a couple of pics… I thought up a great pickup line, real cheesy, perfect for the Internet generation… “You make me want to type with one hand.” I need help. LOL
Picture it, Louisiana, 2005. You’re the head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA for the Leftists in my audience), and a hurricane has devastated the Gulf Coast. What do you do? Ah yes, Firefighters! Put out a call to … Continue reading
I’m slowly learning the schedule of local school bussing on my road, so I can hopefully avoid getting stuck behind them as I have consistently been the past week since school started… As I was pulling out of my driveway … Continue reading
I think we’ve definitely hit the point of complete reality television saturation. There’s no way to escape it on any channel on the dial. I’ll admit I’ve been sucked in a bit… Surreal Life always has me laughing, and frankly … Continue reading
So I’m driving home from the office today, I decided to take the scenic route for a change… I’m scooting along in the GTI and 3 cars ahead a guy in a Grand Cherokee has come to a complete stop … Continue reading
With the stack of laundry overflowing from my hamper this week, I finally got around to going to the Laundromat. Now normally I’d just drop it off at either the Warwick or Goshen Laundromat for their wash and fold service… … Continue reading
Yes folks, hate to disappoint, but to anyone who happens to believe that Natural Gas comes from Crude Oil… Sit back and be educated, courtesy of the University of Colorado. Ah…these things make me chuckle.