Yea so my driveway is dirt. It’s an ice-sheet. They could hold Olympic Figure Skating on my driveway. I haven’t fallen on the ice in ages…till this morning. Right foot went out and BAM, right on the side. I’m sure it didn’t help the gash on my back at all.
Time to get some of that melty crap for it.
Gotta love my neighbor’s reaction. Open the door, watch, wait till I get up, then close the door.
No “You ok?” Even the girlfriend came sprinting out after I hit let out a nice shout followed with a “SON OF A BITCH…”