So awhile back I mentioned getting a free subscription to Rolling Stone magazine. All I can say is, I wouldn’t wipe my ass with this magazine. Sure, I could try, but nothing comes close to two-ply. Every magazine is the same thing – “only Republicans are evil,” “Al Gore is right about everything,” and “The music industry is your friend.” Seriously, they pay lip service to Radiohead’s ground-braking “F the Industry” release of music and then provide a majority of dissenting opinions. Of course, the only opinions they publish are from people who are on record as being mindless lemmings… Or should I say – “Bush is an idiot – who is masterminding world domination.” Yea, I don’t get it either. He’s either Pinky or The Brain – not both. I don’t buy that Cheney is the root of all evil either, we all know that the root of all evil lies in Barbara Streisand’s underwear.
Now to take things in a completely different direction (I had an entirely different reasoning for this post, but I had to get that whole Rolling Stone thing off my chest)…
I’m engaged. 🙂
While I was hoping to hear “Yes!” first, a solid “Holy Fuck!” was good enough for me! I’ve been dating the same wonderful lady for nearly 5 years now, it’s been a rocky road at times, but hey – it’s me. I can honestly say that this is the one part of my life that simply makes sense.
I popped the question at our favorite restaurant, Harpoon Bay in Warwick, NY. It was definitely a memory that will last a lifetime. I couldn’t think of a better place to share the special moment than Harpoon Bay – we usually go there a few times of a month. Great food, great people, it’s always an experience – and it’s our place.
Oh and by the way, the hiatus is over – as soon as I figure out how to shut off RSS, we’ll be golden. All you lazy fucks who use an RSS reader, we’re going old school. USE A FUCKING BROWSER. I didn’t spend 20 minutes downloading this spiffy them for my Everything/Nothing page just so you could read the whole goddamned thing in plain text.