Every Sperm is Sacred – Except YOURS.

With the warm weather come the return of the lazy pro-lifer’s to my office park.

Now I respect their right to protest.

I even respect their opinion, personally – I find abortion just plain icky.

Still, they never come out when it rains.

Most times it is one old fart in a tiny car with 2 dozen signs that he puts up while he camps out at the entrance to the corporate park.

I find it a great opportunity for mocking. Free speech, right?

So my plan is, to keep my own signs on hand, tucked away in my pickup. When the protestors show up, I will turn my carbon footprint into a big mocking pro-death billboard. If you have any ideas for slogans, please drop me a comment!

“DICK CHENEY’S MOTHER HAD NO CHOICE.”

“ABORTION KEEPS EDUCATION COSTS DOWN”

“SUPPORT THE RAINY DAY PRO-LIFE UMBRELLA FUND”

“I’M NOT PRO ABORTION, BUT MY FETUS IS”

“WHEN UNEMPLOYMENT FAILS, PROTEST ABORTION”

“ABORTION: THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP PRIESTS FROM MOLESTING CHILDREN.”

“SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PARISH TREASURY, REJECT BIRTH CONTROL.”

“IF YOU ABORT – THE CYLONS WIN”

“DARTH VADER IS PRO-CHOICE.”

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