Just kick the fucking ball off already…

The game hasn’t even started yet and I’m already irritated to no end by the fucking Superbowl. For starters, where the fuck do they get off putting Michael Douglas of all people out there to give a speech on freedom, and honoring our troops? Political affiliations aside, why the hell do wealthy fucks like him get to speak at the Superbowl? Hell, put Bill or George up there, Michael should go back home and pump a few more kids out of Catherine Zeta Jones while she’s still got her looks. I’ll be amazed if I don’t turn into a steaming pile of unidentifiable mush before kickoff. I mean what the fuck was with the plug for Ray Charles’s soundtrack and duets album? Tell me the whole “America the Beautiful” wasn’t just a big fucking commercial to make some fat cat record executive wealthy. I hope the commercials manage to redeem this fucking waste of my time…