Got up early this morning (6am) and clicked on the television. Apparently the Pope’s funeral has been on the air since 4am… So I’m going through the channels, and every channel is covering it except for…
The fucking religious channel. Instead there’s some guy in a $2,000 suit telling me Jesus said to send him more money.
Wasn’t that great a suit. Mine cost $500, looks much nicer. Ass.
God hates you.