So I’m taking a shower earlier before I head out, and there’s a friggin bug on the ceiling. I step out, grab some TP, and head back to squish the bug. I get one foot in, no sooner is my 2nd foot in than I lose grip, my legs go out from under me, I fall, catch the rim of the tub with my left tricep, flip out onto the floor and slide across it on my back like a damned hockey puck, smacking my head into the toilet bowl.
My arm is friggin killing me, but I suppose it could have been worse.
Of all the things that could go through my mind as I slid across the floor… I suddenly wondered why I never invested the whopping $2 on one of those grippy pads for the tub.
