No tag, go drown your girlfriend instead!

News in from Boston, where it is still perfectly legal to drown a pregnant girlfriend, but no longer legal to play TAG.

That’s right.

TAG has been banned.

They started with dodgeball, and now tag. Apparently the thought of a near collision with another child was too much for some parents – and the school district – to bear. Mind you, bullying, fist fights, and other methods of childhood degradation likely go unchecked.

No kid ever lit up his classmates with a gun for playing tag or dodgeball.


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