Standing outside a restaurant at brunch where the French Onion soup left me particularly gassy… I decided to head outside so I could let one go without embarrassing myself or bothering anyone else.  So I step out the door, walk to the side, and let one go.

It could have been confused for a pair of Raptor’s breaking the sound barrier.

So I walk back to the door and see a pair of smokers looking at me, half disgusted.

“Yes, I know it’s a disgusting habit, but I can quit any time I want!”

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