Standing outside a restaurant at brunch where the French Onion soup left me particularly gassy… I decided to head outside so I could let one go without embarrassing myself or bothering anyone else. So I step out the door, walk to the side, and let one go.
It could have been confused for a pair of Raptor’s breaking the sound barrier.
So I walk back to the door and see a pair of smokers looking at me, half disgusted.
“Yes, I know it’s a disgusting habit, but I can quit any time I want!”