Sitting at the Milford diner tonight having dinner, a woman came in with her family a few seats behind us. As the waiter – who apparently knows her – shows up, she starts explaining how she had her gall bladder removed, and in explicit detail – WHY she had it removed.
I’m sitting there, eating my buffalo burger, and trying to keep the bile from rising up from my own gall bladder.
Then – someone else at her table makes the comment ‘isn’t it poor etiquette to wear a hat indoors?’ Mind you, my friend is wearing his had, and a woman at an adjacent table is wearing a hat.
“Yes, and talking about your raging bile duct while people are eating is good etiquette.”
Morons.
