With the warm weather come the return of the lazy pro-lifer’s to my office park.
Now I respect their right to protest.
I even respect their opinion, personally – I find abortion just plain icky.
Still, they never come out when it rains.
Most times it is one old fart in a tiny car with 2 dozen signs that he puts up while he camps out at the entrance to the corporate park.
I find it a great opportunity for mocking. Free speech, right?
So my plan is, to keep my own signs on hand, tucked away in my pickup. When the protestors show up, I will turn my carbon footprint into a big mocking pro-death billboard. If you have any ideas for slogans, please drop me a comment!
“DICK CHENEY’S MOTHER HAD NO CHOICE.”
“ABORTION KEEPS EDUCATION COSTS DOWN”
“SUPPORT THE RAINY DAY PRO-LIFE UMBRELLA FUND”
“I’M NOT PRO ABORTION, BUT MY FETUS IS”
“WHEN UNEMPLOYMENT FAILS, PROTEST ABORTION”
“ABORTION: THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP PRIESTS FROM MOLESTING CHILDREN.”
“SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PARISH TREASURY, REJECT BIRTH CONTROL.”
“IF YOU ABORT – THE CYLONS WIN”
“DARTH VADER IS PRO-CHOICE.”