Author Archives: SJ

Your first mistake was thinking you knew me Your last mistake was forgetting the first Catching whispers in the chaos you left Relentless, they always make it back home. Within whist torture, longing for those eyes No words subsist to … Continue reading →

So I’m driving home from the club last night, and I keep hearing talk about this ringtone called the ‘insane frog.’ That’s not an insane frog, that’s an indy car and you fucking know it. No clue what I’m talking … Continue reading →

Finally got a chance to go back to Hot Topic today and pick up a new pair of pants. The belt I picked up last week wouldn’t clear the loops in any of the pants I already had…. So I’ve … Continue reading →

So this morning I got an email which referenced an image of a soldier, mourning fallen comrades, and a small child consoling the soldier. The story as it is told in the email, is that the statue was cast by … Continue reading →

Watched “Saw” tonight, I tell ya, that movie creeped me the hell out. Sure, The Grudge also creeped me out, sans a lot of the gore American horror films contain… I think the popularity of movies like The Ring, and … Continue reading →

A few years back I wrote a letter to the editor in response to an environmental whacko (not to be confused with the nature loving and well informed environmentalists)… Dear Scott, I can see how you dont want the innocent … Continue reading →

I HATE VALENTINES DAY. Rough translation: NEXT PERSON TO WISH ME A HAPPY ONE WILL FIND A RAZOR-FORMED RELEASE VALVE IN THEIR CAROTID ARTERY. Got it?

See, the problem I think that there is with this day in particular, is that people automatically assume that everyone has Valentines day plans, mainly because they’re in a happy little relationship. Already had one person ask me if ‘I … Continue reading →

Just got a spam delivered to one of my tothemetal.net addresses, the subject line had me cracking up, cos it’s actually true… “Some open minds should be closed for repairs.” Who knew, words of wisdom from SPAM!

It was a pretty damned good weekend. I’ve definitely learned to appreciate getting out of the house when I can and just cutting loose, just the same, there’s much to be said for sticking close to home and kicking back. … Continue reading →