Welp, yet another movie which at first glance appeared it might be funny and worth a rent… Nope. â€œThe Life Aquaticâ€ is a 119 minute waste of time. It’s a shame too, as one of my favorite comedy actors is Bill Murray, and it just seemed like this movie should have been called â€œBill Murray, on Valium With Fish.â€ The story goes that his friend gets eaten by a shark which nobody has ever seen, and his goal is to find it and kill it. I figure, with Bill Murray in the lead, it should be a riot. Nope. Whatever toxic gas was pumping through the sound stage that fateful day when shooting started for this film took hold of all involved and drove them down to a level of mediocrity that only a Ralph Nader supporter could love. I guess â€œThe Life Aquaticâ€ could be defined as â€œTantric Comedy.â€ I suppose full-release happened some time after the credits rolled…even then I’d be amazed if it was more than a giggle.