Tonight I saw the best commercial I have seen in some time.
White background, guy looking at a porno mag…
Flips it sideways to look at some mystery centerfold.
Flips a few pages.
Drops the magazine, looks at the camera and says “Yep, still gay.”
It was an ad for a dating site – apparently a little more open to alternative lifestyles than others. Still, it had me – your average ordinary heterosexual white male – laughing his ass off. Course if I was gay I wouldn’t use the Internet – I’d just go to the East Village.