Heading back to work from Lunch, I’m at the stop light before the merge, and an antique Caprice is next to me.
The light goes green and I hang back a second like I usually do, figure if the guy in the next lane is going to go for it, I’m not going to bother. So I pull out, and the guy fenders me across the intersection and 1/4 of the way up the merge. I punch the gas and get ahead of him. In my rear view I see the shit head clapping.
Some people are just assholes, gotta love it.