Author Archives: SJ

Such has been the rebel yell heartily shouted from the front porch of my home as asshat after fuckwad blows by my address well over the 40mph limit. So I’m outside tonight, enjoying a beverage with my buddies when it … Continue reading →

As it is hunting season, I hear the environmentalist wacko masses rise to their feet with inane opposition yet again. It’s a tradition here at tothemetal.net that I reminisce over the verbal evisceration and defeat of an environmentalist nimrod up … Continue reading →

Was reading the letters to the editor in my local rag the other day, The Warwick Advertiser. A local Warwick resident is laying blame on the Federal Government for the cost of energy. My response? Don’t stop there! Just imagine … Continue reading →

Love is always misunderstood. It is a living, breathing, feeding creature with little sympathy for those who feel it. Love can and will hurt, especially when squeezed so tight it cannot breathe. No air, no life, no love… It’s all … Continue reading →

So I heard this rumor the other night that Wal-Mart stores all over the country would be open at 5am for Black Friday (the busiest and most insane shopping day of the year) and one of the specials would be … Continue reading →

So this past Tuesday the XBOX 360 came out and sold out. Kinda pissed me off at first. Now it wasn’t so bad that there wasn’t one to be found anywhere, that was expected, especially when I checked after 5pm … Continue reading →

VW had my car on Friday to replace the rear window, hatch lock, and actuator. I had to pick it up at the glass place after it had taken all day. Up till then I was pleased with the service … Continue reading →

This sort of thing makes me laugh. Back when all the Liberal elite in Hollywood made their stand against defending our nation, one of the Left who actually left (unlike Alec Baldwin who was misunderstood) was Johnny Depp. Depp Says … Continue reading →

In July I ordered a cold air intake for my car from CarDomain. I used it for a day and sent it back. They refused the return because it was returned in “unsaleable condition” due to corrosion. The plastic was … Continue reading →