Author Archives: SJ

Welp, yet another movie which at first glance appeared it might be funny and worth a rent… Nope. “The Life Aquatic” is a 119 minute waste of time. It’s a shame too, as one of my favorite comedy actors is … Continue reading →

I swear, my simple goal of keeping my stress to a minimum is completely impossible right now. I pull into my usual parking spot at the office which is in front of another building, and immediately get hailed that I … Continue reading →

Tell ya, I really like this new blogging software I use, some shmuck tried to put up a bunch of buttsex links and since I have it set to wait for approval, they never got here. A long time ago … Continue reading →

Highlight if you want to be grossed out: Friday: Miss work. Doctors office. Sat on my ass. Adjust. Sit on my ass. Adjust. Saturday: Sat on my ass. Adjust. Oh Hell, that’s not supposed to happen. Call doc “Go to … Continue reading →

Ok, God hates me this weekend, I’m convinced! For starters, I’m up at 3am on Friday morning in immense amounts of pain. Didn’t get back to sleep, missed half a day of work while going to the Doctor and picking … Continue reading →

So I get back into my car after lunch today, and see an old guy in a beat up Buick Century drinking Listerine. Not swish and spit. Drinking. Now that shit is 54 proof, you can get drunk off it. … Continue reading →

Well since the 19th I’ve been on a pretty steady streak of good days. Anything which could have normally made it a “bad” day failed to have a significant effect on it. Looks like I’ve escaped the doldrums of my … Continue reading →

I had a good fucking day. Yesterday I had just gotten out of the gym when I was greeted by voicemail. One of our email management servers was running real slow. I get there and run into the resident *nix … Continue reading →

As sure as Kiss and Barbara Streisand will keep having farewell tours as long as the rubes keep paying, I knew that when our country went to war the pundits of pop would come out in farce to embrace the … Continue reading →

Despite the basis for the song, I still may pick up the new System Of A Down record… “Why do they always send the poor?” is part of their new single. Easy. Cos the rich are too busy making fucking … Continue reading →