Category Archives: Ramblings…

Most people believe that a food stamp figures out a cowboy, but they need to remember how hesitantly an inexorably surly skyscraper gets stinking drunk. When the bullfrog reads a magazine, a salad dressing around a mastadon procrastinates. A briar … Continue reading →

Someone asks you online: A/S/L? You respond: 27/M/60. God save me.

So I stop at Best Buy on lunch to pick up a copy of Rebel Without a Cause… I get out of my car and a rather homely looking fellow walks up to me, telling a sob story about a … Continue reading →

So this week my car started to stink. I couldn’t place it, but around Tuesday I began to notice this body odor smell. On Wednesday I equated it to standing in the sunlight with a black shirt on. Today, I … Continue reading →

I built myself a new computer this Sunday, thanks to Mermaid for giving me a ride to the show in Poughkeepsie. I’ll tell ya folks, these Pentium 2 machines are a whole new ball game. Maybe it is just me, … Continue reading →

“Pizza Hut Tech Support, how may I help you?” “Uh… Hi there, I just ordered a large pizza with mushrooms…” “And what is the problem you are having?” “Well, the guy just delivered it, I have it on the table, … Continue reading →

Ever done something that felt right at the time, despite the pain…then regret it later? I have…

Well I made one more splurge at the video store, picked up Waterworld, The Postman, and um…Black Dog again. Waterworld was ok, not the spectacular flick you would expect to see from the amount of money that was spent on … Continue reading →

Part 1 – Microsoft full version products. xxxxx – OEM – xxxxxxx – xxxxx First set, 5 digits. Must be a julian date. (ex. 132nd day of 1996 would be 13296) This will work with all dates in the year … Continue reading →

Rented Blade and um…The Wedding Singer the other night. Blade was disgustingly beautiful. Nothing I have seen yet surpasses the special effects used in that film, I suggest if you haven’t seen it and you love action flicks, you WILL … Continue reading →