Author Archives: SJ

Clerks II… Eh…

Posted on November 30, 2006 by SJ

I’m a Kevin Smith fan. Now I don’t worship the ground the guy walks on, but I’ve got a copy of each of his films… They’re funny as fuck, completely irreverant, and I’m always asking myself “What the fuck could … Continue reading →

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Just call me DOORMAT.

Posted on November 29, 2006 by SJ

I’m sick of these people who claim to be friends then forget I exist when they get in a relationship. FOUR TIMES in the past 2 months, people who claimed to be my friend have decided to walk over me. … Continue reading →

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A safe sex campaign that may work…

Posted on November 28, 2006 by SJ
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Michael Richards and the Chopper Bunch

Posted on November 27, 2006 by SJ

So I finally wasted a good 3 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back watching Michael Richard’s career burst into flames on Google Video. Now he’s been on the apology circuit for a good week or two now … Continue reading →

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Thanksgiving Eve 2006

Posted on November 23, 2006 by SJ

The Thanksgiving Eve 2006 gettogether was a resounding success once again for our 3rd venture out to the Macaroni Grill in Wayne, NJ. Everyone still managed to get me with the birthday prank AGAIN, but hey, free chocolate cake? Won’t … Continue reading →

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Canadian Porn

Posted on November 20, 2006 by SJ

A Socialist health system obviously doesn’t cover breast implants… If I have to watch one more flat chested Nova Scotian riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni I’m going to carve my own eyes oot.

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You might get WHAT?

Posted on November 20, 2006 by SJ

You might get AIDS! I’ve gotta be hearing this wrong, but anyone who has seen the television ad for the new Uno Attack game, there’s a line in the jingle that litterally sounds like “You might get no cards! You … Continue reading →

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2006 NEXTEL CUP CHAMPION!!!

Posted on November 19, 2006 by SJ

Now every time Jimmie Johson is introduced, it will be as the 2006 Nextel Cup Champion! GO JIMMIE! GO 48!

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Go 48!

Posted on November 18, 2006 by SJ

Back in 2000 when Dodge rejoined the Nascar series, I feigned interest in the sport. Sure, it was cool… Fast racing, but short of rooting for my favorite manufacturer, I didn’t care too much. Fast forward a couple years… Friend … Continue reading →

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Casino Royale

Posted on November 18, 2006 by SJ

I’d have to believe that when news came out that Pierce Brosnan was out as the timeless James Bond, and replaced by a blond-haired blue-eyed actor that nobody (in the USA) quite knew of… It was the shock heard round … Continue reading →

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