Author Archives: SJ

No tag, go drown your girlfriend instead!

News in from Boston, where it is still perfectly legal to drown a pregnant girlfriend, but no longer legal to play TAG. That’s right. TAG has been banned. They started with dodgeball, and now tag. Apparently the thought of a … Continue reading

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JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SWALLOW.

So I’m walking through the office today, and what do I see? Ooh! Someone brought in a tray of cookies! I think I’ll have one… Wait, what the hell? Why would… DAMN IT! I get to the tray and there … Continue reading

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Politicians…

SO I wake up this morning and as I’m flipping channels I catch the Mr.Howellesque visage of John F. Kerry on Fox News Sunday. Now if there was ever a shining example of what is wrong with politics in this … Continue reading

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Shooting in the dark is fun…

Went shooting this evening. I’ve always had this fascination with the night-time, and the way different lighting affects the environment in general. After the “Life moves pretty fast” photos I took in Vegas, I wanted to see what else I … Continue reading

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Be verry verry quiet…

Well I had the software setup, and wasn’t quite using it, so I’m reverting back to my blog here. Gotta wonder how many people still read this besides the lazy fucks who only use RSS. I’ve been doing most of … Continue reading

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This is the kinda shit…

That will bury Microsoft. So today I installed some updates on a laptop at the office, one of which being the “Windows Genuine Software Fucker.” It rebooted with a STOP error (BSOD) AKA really fucking annoying and no real easy … Continue reading

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So THAT is pain!

So I’m taking a shower earlier before I head out, and there’s a friggin bug on the ceiling. I step out, grab some TP, and head back to squish the bug. I get one foot in, no sooner is my … Continue reading

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…and with a post, your identity is stolen…

Identity theft is a big problem these days, so when I started reading through a MySpace bulletin which on the surface creates some pretty nifty names, I quickly realized that whoever wrote it originally did it to troll for identities. … Continue reading

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Stupid advertising…

So I’m watching tv this morning and catch this very anal add for Midas. I mean it almost had the feel of your average “buy this pill and all your ills will be cured, side effects are death” commercial. So … Continue reading

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Oh God….

While I wouldn’t expect Father Joe to run out in the streets to riot at the release of Da Vinci Code ala the Muslim rage at the cartoon depictions of Muhammed, the blind willingness to supress dissent and mislead is … Continue reading

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