Author Archives: SJ

I’m going to go out on a limb here, but I’d like to say that the relative intelligence of a community can be determined wholly on the number of stop signs and traffic lights in the community. Case in point, … Continue reading →

So I had this real weird dream this morning, had the gray feeling of mid to late October, suburban streets, big houses… Anyhow I left my BMW running in the road for a minute, while the tech guy from Sum … Continue reading →

So I’m headed out to Dinner early this evening, when I get to the intersection of Pulaski and Cty 1. The light is green but I see a fire-truck approaching on Cty 1 from the right, so I stop. The … Continue reading →

Man, I’ve never seen a better justification to not do drugs than Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy. Holy Crap. I’ve seen Traci Lords films that made more sense. Fuck the book, I’m lucky I made it out with my brain!

Was checking through MySpace and after seeing a couple of pics… I thought up a great pickup line, real cheesy, perfect for the Internet generation… “You make me want to type with one hand.” I need help. LOL

Picture it, Louisiana, 2005. You’re the head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA for the Leftists in my audience), and a hurricane has devastated the Gulf Coast. What do you do? Ah yes, Firefighters! Put out a call to … Continue reading →

I’m slowly learning the schedule of local school bussing on my road, so I can hopefully avoid getting stuck behind them as I have consistently been the past week since school started… As I was pulling out of my driveway … Continue reading →

I think we’ve definitely hit the point of complete reality television saturation. There’s no way to escape it on any channel on the dial. I’ll admit I’ve been sucked in a bit… Surreal Life always has me laughing, and frankly … Continue reading →

So I’m driving home from the office today, I decided to take the scenic route for a change… I’m scooting along in the GTI and 3 cars ahead a guy in a Grand Cherokee has come to a complete stop … Continue reading →

With the stack of laundry overflowing from my hamper this week, I finally got around to going to the Laundromat. Now normally I’d just drop it off at either the Warwick or Goshen Laundromat for their wash and fold service… … Continue reading →