Category Archives: Ramblings…

A Socialist health system obviously doesn’t cover breast implants… If I have to watch one more flat chested Nova Scotian riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni I’m going to carve my own eyes oot.

You might get AIDS! I’ve gotta be hearing this wrong, but anyone who has seen the television ad for the new Uno Attack game, there’s a line in the jingle that litterally sounds like “You might get no cards! You … Continue reading →

About a month ago I switched off of the Pre-Cor machines that I had maxed out at my local gym. One of my favorite exercises happens to be the bench press. Now while I can happily put up 270lbs on … Continue reading →

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. The Peter Principle

My body is flatly rejecting the reality that today is Monday.

Just had something brought up I hadn’t remembered for ages… Back in ’96, I was in my Junior year at Warwick Valley High School, and dating a Sophomore. Anyhow, she had this girl picking on her for years… real vile … Continue reading →

Pancakes in a bottle. What. The. Fuck. All you do is add water, shake the thing, then pour the batter onto the griddle. How fucking lame is that?

Most people believe that the cheese wheel satiates an abstraction living with a senator, but they need to remember how carelessly the fat scythe returns home. If the carpet tack living with an earring negotiates a prenuptial agreement with the … Continue reading →

Sent this to the Warwick Advertiser this morning: I don’t know about you, but when it comes time to vote I prefer to vote for the folks who put up the least number of road-side advertisements. It’s partially because I … Continue reading →

Normally I get plenty of sleep and have a good time when I go out on the weekends. Normally, an extra hour of partying due to the time change is a good thing. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that. Friday went well, if you … Continue reading →