Author Archives: SJ

In a move that’ll likely have Moonbats around the country dancing a jig of glee… Some idiot in the Principals office at a school in Colorado decided to eviscerate God from the Pledge of Allegiance and replace the word with … Continue reading →

Decided to go to Burger King for a breakfast sandwich today, instead of the Sausage Croissandwich staple, I decided to try their new Western Omelette Croissandwich. My friends, when I tell you not to waste your time on something, I … Continue reading →

I really have no sympathy for this moron. She’s 30, she’s diabetic, and she’s complaining that Police beat her up. A motorist first called police to report an erratic driver, who proceeded to try and outrun police. When police got … Continue reading →

So I meander over to the sales department today… “So Sam, how’s the giiiiiiiiiiiiirl?” I pause for a moment, trying to find reason behind their repeated and idiotic attemps to get me to fit into some cliche. “Uh…my friend is … Continue reading →

In my line of work I’m constantly looking for the best price on hardware and software. To that end, one of my greatest assets has been a site called “Pricegrabber.com.” The way it works is, companies pay to be listed … Continue reading →

The corporate park where I work has quite possibly the worst fucking layout I’ve ever had to deal with when it comes to parking and traffic control. For starters, the tenants across the street who use all of 3 spots … Continue reading →

Over the weekend I had a little upgrade done to the stereo in the Dodge in the form of a pair of 12″ JL Audio W0’s and a PlanetAudio VX2002 400w amp. Ages ago when I first met THIS GUY … Continue reading →

I’ve really gotta hand it to you low-carb diet people. I’m amazed you can pull it off. Sure, nothing but steak and eggs sounds great, but what if you need something sweet and low carb? I’ve been drinking diet soda … Continue reading →

Worked out with my brother at the gym tonight… I benched 185lbs. Haven’t benched that since High School. Did a bunch of new exercises I hadn’t seen before… I thought I was sore Tuesday… I’ll be amazed if I can … Continue reading →

Well no sooner did I pick out the rims I wanted, then I walk through the front door and find my Goddamned car insurance bill waiting for me. Fuckers.