Ahhhhhhhhh Shaddap.

Racist?

Racist?

Now maybe it’s because i’m White.

Maybe it’s because my head isn’t up my ass.

Or maybe it’s because I’ve been paying attention to professional sports for the past 20 years and know full well that when I see a black guy in that position it means that they’re about to outrun or run over some other athlete on a field of competition be it professional running or football!

I guess it’s true that if you’re out to find something inevitably you will – everywhere you turn. Some people might see this as racist because it’s a bunch of black guys crouched below a white guy – but they’re IDIOTS. They aren’t kneeling, they aren’t bowing, they’re getting ready to spring forward and get ahead of the rest.

I always ask myself in these situations, “if the races were reversed – would it still be racist?” The answer is NO. The ad wouldn’t make sense with a bunch of white runners in stance with a black guy standing up, we’re talking Intel here – not Cyrix.

(Note: Cyrix CPU’s were slow pieces of crap that tried to set their own standards. White runners are slow too. The stupid thing is that these people wouldn’t have complained one bit if the manager in the ad was also black.)

Get a life people…

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See a penny, pick it up, and all the day…

I saw a dime, heads up, went to pick it up, and dropped the coffee I paid $1 for.

~sigh~

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Overheard in Middletown…

So I’m sitting in the Galleria at Crystal Run food court eating lunch and there’s a mother and child 1 table diagonally from me.

I keep hearing as I eat “Sit down!”

“Sit down or you don’t get any dessert!”

The kid is gotta be at least 3 years old and he’s standing on the chair.

Then she says it.

“Just get down on your knees and eat it.”

I dropped my food and did my best not to launch root bear out of my nose… yea, I twisted it. SO WHAT!

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The Speed List

Here is where I compile all the drivers I see speeding on my road and others, who disregard traffic law and public safety to get from A to B before anyone else. When possible I will get a photo of the car as the crime is committed, and I will be doing the exact speed limit at the time.

  • 7.23.2007 at 0822, Pulaski Hwy, Pine Island, NY – black Chevy Trailblazer – NY license plate HAVEF8TH sped past in the 45mph zone and just kept going, well over the posted limit. HAVEF8TH? I’ve got to have faith to drive on the same road as this guy.
  • 7.23.2007 at 0823, Pulaski Hwy, Pine Island, NY – black Nissan Sentra – NC license plate NXF2870 first tailgated the crap out of me and then passed me over the double-yellow line about 100 feet before the 45mph passing zone and just kept going. She even passed the same green landscaping trailer as the aforementioned Trailblazer, only when she did it she went straight in to oncoming traffic after the 45mph passing zone had ended and cut it so close that she had to cut off the pickup truck pulling the landscaping trailer and forced oncoming traffic to swerve. The humorous part of this is that both the Trailblazer and the Sentra pulled over together about 100 feet after this incident either because she hit him or they were meeting up on purpose. The Trailblazer eventually caught back up to me in the 35mph zone and kept his distance for the remainder of the ride.
  • 7.23.2007 at 1719 – Pulaski Hwy, Pine Island, NY – silver Toyota Matrix – NY license plate DDB5454 who managed to stay between my car and a minivan for a short time before speeding off in the heavy rain and passing the minivan in one of the 45mph passing zones. They just kept going at well over the 45mph speed limit.
  • 7.24.2007 at 0827 – Pulaski Hwy, Pine Island, NY – white Honda Civic – NJ license plate VGU538 who in lieu of being unable to pass, tailgated me so close I could not see his headlights in the rear view mirror.
  • 7.25.2007 at 0751 – Pulaski Hwy, Pine Island, NY – maroon Toyota 4Runner – NY license plate BYK2774 who decided at the last passing opportunity to pull out and pass both myself and the pickup truck behind me. Surprisingly, the Chevy behind me stayed there all the way through Pine Island, enjoying the new speed limit just as I was. However when the 4Runner peaked out and saw only one car oncoming they went for it and continued to drive away at well over the posted 45mph speed limit. It should be noted that there were at least 8 vehicles in line behind my car, they wouldn’t have caught up to me had they been doing any of the posted speed limits.
  • 7.30.2007 at 7:26am – Pulaski Hwy, Pine Island, NY – new silver Nissan Pathfinder, NY plate AFM8976. Passed me in the 45 zone, kept going. Eventually caught up in the 55mph zone where they demonstrated a keen lack of ability to maintain any speed limit.
  • 8.1.2007 at 7:49am – Pulaski Hwy, Pine Island, NY – shiny new black Saab, NY DEALER license plate 8175077. First tailgated me through the first two straightaway passing zones before finally passing me in the third right after the S-Turn and kept going on their way to Goshen, pulling off on Pumpkin Swamp for Florida. There’s a Saab dealer in Florida – I wonder what the policy is on driving home a demo, ‘eh? As I reached the end of the 45mph zone, a rusty old Subaru wagon caught up in a hurry, look at me, book-ended by morons.
  • 8.2.2007 at 7:50am – Pulaski Hwy, Pine Island, NY – early/mid 90’s green Ford Crown Victoria, NJ license plate VP403W. First saw this guy pass a car on his way into the 45mph zone in my rear view mirror, he proceeded to catch up to me at about 60mph, pass after the S-Curve before Quaker Creek, then continue off at 55-60mph. I managed to catch up to him before Pumpkin Swamp and snap this picture of the license plate.
  • 8.2.2007 at 5:29pm – Pulaski Hwy, Pine Island, NY – New GM / Chevy Pickup, fire department lights on the roof, fire department vanity plate on the front, NY license plate BYM5549. Didn’t tailgate, but decided to pass just before the end of the 45mph zone approaching Pine Island nontheless. Oddly enough, with my cruise control set to 45 he got ahead a few carlengths and continued to do 45-50mph. Why bother passing? If his lights were on I’d gladly have pulled aside – but they weren’t.

The list grows daily, my commute is about 15 minutes flat – within that span I usually see at least 2 cars passing in the 45. Since the speed limit dropped I have seen no enforcement. With the amount of traffic on that road, state and local authorities are missing out on an absolute cash cow here… Now I’ve slowed down – it’s true, but a majority of vehicles on this road still completely disregard the speed limit from the stoplight in Pine Island all the way until they reach the Goshen line.

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Put a fork in it, it’s done.

I’m talking, of course, about the entire Comic to Motion Picture movement that began oh so many years ago with X-Men.

I’m sorry, but there’s a reason its called a COMIC BOOK and not a PICTURE BOOK.

News out of Comic Con is that Ed Norton has written a new script for ‘The Incredible Hulk’ which is out next year.

Now I liked Hulk, right up to the idiotic ending. I liked Dare Devil. I liked plenty of the recent comic book character based films.

That said, the wave has crested and crashed on the beach, and Hollywood needs a jump-start… Where’s this generation’s Terminator? A new franchise, created from scratch by the mind of the writer. There are plenty of fresh ideas out there that do not involve comic books or endless remakes.

Superman Returns? IT STUNK. The acting could have been surpassed easily by a quadriplegic – wait, it was, in a series called Smallville. The last 2 Spiderman films? They had me wishing that Tobey McGuire had been hit by a train after the first was released to theaters. Terminator 3 (comic series created as a result of the movies) – if the entire movie was as good as the ending, it wouldn’t have STUNK so bad. I can go on and on in regard to the string of Hollywood stinkers, but the simple truth is that the remake is dead, and the comic movie is dead. Like any other franchise that reaps profit, they jumped on it, squeezed until it was dry, and then continued to dump out plot-less crap like the latest Fantastic Four movie (Galactus a cloud? Lets send in Kirby!).

Good actors are wasting their time trying to make half-assed CG plots marketable when it should be the WRITERS and DIRECTORS who provide a story good enough so that all the actors have to do… is act.

Frankly, I’d rather see another Live Earth concert than another comic book based feature film.

After seeing the last 2 Spiderman films, the last Terminator film (where a successful comic book line started as a result of the movies), Superman Returns, and most recently the last Fantastic 4 film where the mighty Galactus was turned into Kirby the cloud… I’m sorry folks, it’s done. Just stop… please… stop.

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Well scratch that…

I’m not really satisfied with Debian. While it is very clean, it is too damned clean. Yea, it might not be the most ‘geek’ thing to do, but I want to set something up and have it work off the bat – with minimal involvement from the user (me). I’ll be giving Slackware another try, as well as the new Fedora Core 7. They’re both not as clinical as Debian but chances are I’ll have a better chance to hit the ground running with those instead of dealing with gobs of tiny details in Debian.

BTW – Blade 3 Trinity SUCKS. The only redeeming aspect is that brunette from the new Adam Sandler movie, beyond that, any movie that relies on Parker Posie to carry the plot and isn’t made for TV or straight to DVD is guaranteed to blow harder than fat man at a free buffet.

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New Server On The Way

For the past several years, this website has run off of my own personal computer. Right now, I’m setting up a new (used) server for it which uses the Debian Linux operating system. I’m using a refurbed Gateway 2000 tower that I picked up from a side-job, Pentium 3 800mhz, 512mb of ram, and 80gb of hard disk space. The current problem with it is that the 70w power supply simply cannot offer enough power to support the current configuration, either through age or hardware defect. This evening I’m going to try and pop in a spare and see if that does the trick. Hopefully by next week, you’ll be reading this site off of a spiffy little Linux box.

Cheers

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Harpoon Bay is BACK!!!

My personal favorite restaurant of all time – Harpoon Bay – is back open for business. Apparently they’ve been open for 3 weeks or so I just never got the email! Yesterday I had both lunch and dinner there, what a great experience. For about 6 months, the chef had relocated to another – bigger – restaurant down in Jersey. While it was bigger and could fit more people, it didn’t have the same comfortable and familiar feeling, nor did the menu translate enough of the chef’s ideas to the plate of the average guest.

I’m happy to say it is back, better than ever, and if you’ve never been, by all means – GO!

harpoonbay.com

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The search… for space.

For the past 6 years or so I’ve lived in the same apartment – and it’s time to look for something new.

Now I’ve considered finding a house, but my savings aren’t quite at a level where I can make a considerable down payment, so I’m still renting and saving up in the mean time. Two things I’ve learned over the past few days are – I’ve got a deal on the place I currently rent – and there is a HUGE difference between $800/mo and $1200/mo.

Yesterday I got to check out 5 different apartments with the help of a local realtor. The requirements were simple, at least 1000sq/ft of living space and pets had to be allowed as I have 2 cats. That cut down the number of available locations significantly (the pets part) but left enough to spend an afternoon hopping about Warwick.

Our first stop was Ryerson Rd, a converted barn with an 800sq/ft apartment and a wild view out the back. Unfortunately, the space was oddly configured and thh actual living space was more like 4-500 square feet. Not to mention the bedroom was actually a loft – not a good thing for 2 people who are afraid of heights. Tack on that the entire property just went on the market and that ruled it out. I wasn’t about to have to worry about someone showing my apartment for the next year while I pay off th elease.

Second stop, place in Warwick. 1800’s victorian, HUGE apartment, big rooms, plenty of space. The wallpaper and the wiring was circa 1930, but the rest of the interior was gorgeous. I may just go for this one if the wiring can handle A/C.

Third, dump in Warwick. I knew from the street name that it wasn’t going to be too good, I didn’t imagine how horrid the interior was. First of all, the place was a mess, but secondly the carpets were crap, the walls were crap, it was barely lit and totally run down. I wouldn’t have rented it for $800, let alone $400 in its current shape.

Fourth, dump in Warwick. Well, it wasn’t too bad, another 2nd floor apartment that reeked of mildew and old people. Not to mention it looked like they just dropped a fridge and a stove in the corner of a bedroom, the place wasn’t entirely legal either.

The last place we checked out was eccentric to say the least. It used to be a rehab center that was converted into apartments. Converted on the cheap in some spots, high quality in others – the bathroom was gorgeous, the living room had a pretty decent lean to it – enough that a wheeled office chair would be a BAD thing – odd that they’d install brand new hardwood floors on a room that wasn’t level. The doorways? About a foot shorter than I was. The roof was also crooked, after replacing a slate roof with shingles, they didn’t reinforce the roof with closer beams so it visually sagged. Also, to get to the place, you had to park in a big lot across the street then go around back, under a cluttered deck, up on to the deck and to the back door – through a field of wasps that’d scare anyone.

So we’re 1 for 5. There are 2 more we’re supposed to check out that may be accepting of pets if asked. Still, with an initial cost to just get in of 4 times the typical rent, it may just pay to buy something instead of giving someone a nice fat check only to rent.

Suddenly, a condo doesn’t look half bad.

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The Speed List – Update 2

Well I’d like to say I got a photo of the flatbed tractor/trailer from last night but apparently my camera finally gave up. We entered the 45mph zone doing 60, I slowed, he didn’t, and he just kept on going. This will be my last day of this project, I can’t imagine photographing people every day on my way to work – I may highlight the real morons if I get a good one – but otherwise I think I’ve proven my point – a fair enough number of drivers are ignoring the new speed limit and without law enforcement involvement they will continue to do so. I suppose it’s up to the residents of Pulaski Hwy, those 92 individuals who signed a petition and got new signs installed. The only question now should be – are they willing to push local authorities to the point that they finish the job?

Who knows. So far I’ve seen 1 local and 1 state trooper completely avoid the road, I plan on moving in the next few months so – it’s not my fight anymore. Hopefully something will change out here before the yuppies get involved.

Cheers

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