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Vote, or the Screen Actors Guild wins.
Politicians would have you believe that this is a pivotal time in our history. They’ll offer you a multitude of excuses and justifications to vote for them, or not vote for the other guy. They’ll avert your attention thousands of … Continue reading
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Oh… oh damn.
So Prison Break has gotten a little stale for me, so I decided to liven things up with a comedy that stars people I like… Thus I checked out “How I Met Your Mother” on CBS. Allison Hannigan… Yum. Hell, … Continue reading
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Define Irony…
Go to drop off an 80lb shelving unit today… I can’t park near the door because the only free spot is effectively blocked by a handicapped driver who is taking up both the handicapped and the non-handicapped spot. So I … Continue reading
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Have you no SHAME???
Pancakes in a bottle. What. The. Fuck. All you do is add water, shake the thing, then pour the batter onto the griddle. How fucking lame is that?
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From 0 to Aggravated in 10 minutes flat.
So I head in to work today… I’m doing 55mph and catching up to 3 Jersey drivers. Great, people who don’t know how to drive in the rain. First passing zone is a wash. Second passing zone is a wash … Continue reading
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The flyby…
Was the recipient of a genuine Honda Flyby this morning… haven’t gotten one in years. Pull out of my driveway, and there’s an orange Civic on my rear bumper. We get to the start of the 55 zone, and at … Continue reading
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It’s Tradition!
Always wondered what these could do. Today I got to find out first hand. Heading home from the office, the driver gave it a bit of juice heading into a curve, I followed in kind. We played some cat and … Continue reading
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Bring on the caffiene…
Most people believe that the cheese wheel satiates an abstraction living with a senator, but they need to remember how carelessly the fat scythe returns home. If the carpet tack living with an earring negotiates a prenuptial agreement with the … Continue reading
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Letter to The Editor
Sent this to the Warwick Advertiser this morning: I don’t know about you, but when it comes time to vote I prefer to vote for the folks who put up the least number of road-side advertisements. It’s partially because I … Continue reading
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Well that doesn’t make sense..
On my way into the office this morning… There’s a green Chevy Suburban tailgating the hell out of a red Ford Freestar. We get to the 35mph zone, and as I’m slowly catching up, I get about 3 carlengths behind … Continue reading
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